agar jokes

Na Jaane Wo Humse Kya Chhupati Thi
Kuch Tha Uske Honthon Pe Magar Na Jane Kyon Sharmati Thi Jab Muah Khulvaya To Pata Chala Ki
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Kambakht Gutkha Khati Thi!

Agar Aapki Raah Men Chhote Chhote Patthar Aayen To Samajh Lena...
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Sadak Ka Kam Chal Raha Hai

Agar Ladki Ke Mobile Pe Net Hai To Samjho
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Vah Jarur Kahin N Kahin Set Hai

Na Jaane Wo Humse Kya Chhupati Thi
Kuch Tha Uske Honthon Pe Magar Na Jane Kyon Sharmati Thi
Jab Muah Khulvaya To Pata Chala Ki...
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Kambakht Gutkha Khati Thi

Agar Koi Chainiz Ladki Tumhara Man Chura Kar Le Jaye To Use Kya Kahenge?
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'Manchuriyan'!

Agar Aapki Patni Aapki Nahin Sunati Hai
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Itne Dhyaan Se Kyon Padh Rahe Ho? Kisi Ki Bhi Nahin Sunati